cock-holliday:

lower-ones-eyes:

dni-archive:

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—the Motion Picture Association of America

nieyao:

dailyquests:

dailyquests:

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

• In a Fight.

Originally posted by orangenottangerine

aweega:

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

erintoknow:

professorsparklepants:

if you’re at a convenience store, is it acceptable to open and drink a soft drink before paying for it?

I do this all the time, it’s no big deal

no??? people do this??? what’s wrong with them?

got people doing that all the time back in my retail days

one time someone popped open one of those microwavable chicken pasta dinners and started chowing down in the checkout line

teaboot:

teobug:

escuerzoresucitado:

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

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powerfulwizard:

aviculture:

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

Milk is from breasts yum

cutieacefuck:

airstyledraconos:

cutieacefuck:

cutieacefuck:

I hate that I have to report this scantily clad postman, even if he is appreciable

YOU CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

Pour one out for the best pairing of names imaginable

adding another one to the list lads

huffylemon:

I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out

umbralaperture:

mikkeneko:

tiktoks-we-like:

for the love of god unmute

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in